We're starving!

These people are consuming 3000 calories a day but are demanding more money from the government to feed themselves.

The choice line comes from one of the children:

"I'm a student and don't have time to exercise"

That's a good one. When I was a student I had so much damn time that I was able to get into the best shape of my life...and that was after the 35-40 hours a week of class and lab time and additional hours of weekly studying and homework.